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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

Joe — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 10:59:00 +0000

Oh school, you're going to regret rejecting my EMA bonus when you get the 2 page size 10 font letter I'm going to drop off to you. #bitches #
450 pictures going on facebook from holiday now that my pc is working! #
Time to: Hand in EMA letter. Get dressing up costumes.. Go to London to meet @jackheskett and @tomswanson. See you all later tonight! #
Slow train!!!!! #
ting that they are being stupid and are delaying the service by standing in the doors to try to get on. He was really belting it out @ them! #
Oh London. How I love you… People running down the platform to get further down so they can get on. And then the guy on the tanoid shou… #
Woo at Garfunkels in Leicester Square http://yfrog.com/n7cdfj #
Let's see how long the train journey takes… Stopping off in just about every Kentish village from here to tunbridge wells. #
Very sleepy but can't bring myself to sleep on really busy train while in my own. #
I guess I should probably go to sleep…. Why do I always want to fall asleep on the train but when I get in my bed I'm suddenly not sleepy? #
Oh how exciting! Just about to have sight test ready for contact fitting. #
I have contacts in! Omfg so awesome. Why didn't I do his earlier?!? #
Ok all sorted. Off to London again now for Science Museum and Inception at Greenwich Odeon IMAX with @jackheskett and @tomswanson #
Lol political graffiti. "Fire Cameron". Oh #London .. #
At IMAX now to see Inception! Should be good. #
What an incredible film. Absolutely brilliant! So clever. Complicated, but clever. #
Love how people ask me directions. and how I actually know hehe. #
Mmmm XL double bacon cheeseburger. On nom. #
Thank god for that. Most people piled out at Orpington. #
I'd like to gladly confirm that in September I will be doing Work Experience in the Distribution department of the BBC in White City! Yay #
Lol, no way.. Looks like Durex was bought out by Cillit Bang. Time for Barry Scott to do a condom advert? #
Just got my Offer of Casual Employment from Tonbridge & Malling Borough Council.. £6.20 an hour. #
Might be doing Playscheme in East Peckham too.. #
Awful about the person at Oxford Circus going to cause havoc at this time of day.. To think @jackheskett & @tomswanson werethere 60mins ago. #
Goddamn. Why M&S do you give me a black uniform when it's sunny? #
Crime Scene : San Francisco's unluckiest thief http://bit.ly/ciUo5l #
At council offices getting playscheme induction.. Just got the first of my two free tshirts! http://yfrog.com/5sbtpj #
Off to London to see Toy Story 3 at iMAX at Waterloo with @tammyfaure, @jackheskett, @rebeccawoolston, Chloe and Susie. #
Free alcohol at Waterloo station… Smirnoff and cranberry juice. Yum. #
Me with Woody and the gang.. Best buds 4 life. http://yfrog.com/j7yacyj #
Yum. Popcorn. A lot of popcorn. http://yfrog.com/83c7yjj #
Sexy glasses. Screen is actually HUGE! http://yfrog.com/mnaagij http://yfrog.com/msofhj #
Toy Story 3 was great! Though more aimed at those who were around for the old ones. Quite emotional, I guess. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

Joe — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 10:59:00 +0000

Hup Holland Hup! Not that I can say that out loud in a Spanish bar. #
Atmosphere here is electric. Parties in the streets! #Spain #worldcup #
K. People. You have 7 minutes and 8 seconds to update me on what I´ve missed. #
Ok. I caved… I´m just going to keep popping 1 euro coins in to this machine until I run out. (@jackheskett) #
2 minutes left. :[ #
I appear to have found a remote nudist beach. *takes off his clothes* #
Just had an interesting plane landing. Back home in England. And oh how I've missed you "3G" symbol. http://yfrog.com/6bp1dj #
RT @tomswanson: Terrible experience with @amazon. Refusing a refund when product didn't come in time. Was 18th bday present for @jackheskett #
Omg Next sale!!!!!! #
Back to work tomorrow. #
I should probably get round to fixing my computer... ah well. work in 90mins! :[ #
RT @mashable 10 Vintage Apple Ads That Time Forgot [VIDEOS] http://bit.ly/cqCsnY #advertising #adverts #apple #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

Joe — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 10:59:00 +0000

Ready to watch Eclipse!!! Apparently we all thought it was sunny. I'm in shorts, Sandles and tshirt. Its windy and overcast. FML #
Eclipse: so crap I actually love it. So much. #
Looks like getting a job at M&S Aberdeen might be harder than I thought.. Even then might only be temp job. FML. #
Good morning all! Any of you up? #
Everyone enjoying their meals! http://yfrog.com/mq33nj #
Just got my euros!! Although €400 on some visa card that means we don't pay fees! Very poor now though… €600 ==£535 FML #
"Free deserts" and "bottle of wine on you birthday" #OrthographyNazi http://yfrog.com/5mlnaaj #
I apologise for mass twitter spam. It appears that the 3G just refused to work on my phone. Despite being right next to jacks. #
Off to Bluewater to pick up more Xfactor Bootcamp Audience tickets And shopping. 3-4 hours (return included) in the car w/ Jack+Nan. FML #
Also means I've had to change my contact lense appointment to the 20th. FML again. #
I forgot how boring shopping with my nan is. First shop; holland & barratt. Time spent so far; 15 minutes. Items; one pack of "sweets". #
Om nom. Lunch. Big Tasty w/ bacon. (+ M&S Pink Lemonade Cooler, yum). Now fat. http://yfrog.com/jqd89aj #
Ew old person in Ann Summers. #
Still shopping…. #
Yes, still shopping. Although just food to get. #
Finally leaving.. All finished up with my shopping! Woo! Now very poor. Time to rush home for drinks for jennys birthday. #
Driving up Thurrock toll bridge looking out in to the crystal clear weather to see right in to central #London Beautiful. #
Morning all! Time to pack.. and iron. #
This nominet award for cyber mentors should bode well for my funding application..which is provided by nominet! #
Suitcase is finally taking shape. Though the actual case looks disgusting; Sicky brown and black w/ gold tinted fastenings; ty grandparents! #
Jerry Springer is a great show to pack to.. me and @jackheskett laughing hysterically. #
Off to Sevenoaks harvester for Charlie's birthday! #
Grandparents only just arrived. #
Happy birthday @charlieheskett. Enjoy your new iPhone and your new found twitter love! #
Free pudding the one time I'm not sure it will fit…….. Yet it tastes better because it's free! #
RT @msaleem: Never work with @Quadranet. These guys are f**king amateurs. Seriously worse than 1and1 <– and these guys are awful. #
Off I go for a week… Time to enjoy my relaxing holiday in Menorca with @jackheskett, @rebeccawoolston, chloe and charlotte! #
Don't miss me too much. #iwillmissyouall #
At a rather empty Gatwick… Massive wizarding world advert as you walk along the flat escalator thingy. :p #
Duty free WHSmiths, HMV, Costa Coffee and more… Shame they're all closed! #
On the plane! How exciting!! http://yfrog.com/mu7×4j http://yfrog.com/87yp0dkj #
Signing off in to Aeroplane mode.. See you in a week! (Or sometime in-between if I find wifi..) http://yfrog.com/mubyilj #
Disgusting… Naked old women flopping about in the ocean. *barffs* #
Good night Twitterverse from the not too distant future. Very tired but enjoyable day; love how it's hot and humid even while pitch black! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

Joe — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 10:59:00 +0000

Sim swap failed. No reason given. Not happy! #
Thanks @tomswanson. @tammyfaure and @mattholbrow No, 2nd New sim (from yesterday) failed to transfer. So pissed with @o2. I've been let down #
Super hot weather. Spent the day at work. England lost the footie. Phone SIM still not transferred over.. FML. #
New Top Gear!!! #happyjoe #
haha! just laughed so hard at #FamilyGuy on BBC3 #
Entranced by Stevie Wonder! <3 #
OMG looks like an actual scene out of Dr Who.. #
Thank God! An actually really useful customer services rep on @O2! I don't even feel inclined to ask for compensation… #
New sandals from Burtons wrecking my feet. Thanks @mattholbrow for the lift home. http://yfrog.com/fvkpfj #
Finally!! New phone is up and working. 5 days late. #
Just spent 25 minutes in a phone call with a lovely lady from M&S Call Centre near Inverness/Aberdeen. She said she'd visit me in ABDN store #
Incredibly Deathly Hallows trailer. http://www.mugglenet.com/trailer.php #
Incredible Harry Potter Deathly Hallows trailer: http://www.mugglenet.com/trailer.php #
Off to London to meet with @BeatBullying about iPhone app. Be back at ~1 ready for prom! #
Damn. Didn't get a seat. Stupid committed. #
Correction tweet: Damn. Didn't get a seat. Stupid comuters. #
Laaaannnddddaaannnnn! #
Fortunately London looks like it has better weather than Monsoon Tonbridge. #
On train to Crystal Palace from London Bridge. Hate these old smelly trains. #
It would also appear that I have a 31" waist. But 32" jeans and no belt. #
Hate that feeling you get when you go on a new train you haven't been on before. "It did say 'Crystal Palace' on platform 12, didn't it?" #
I appear to be going back half the way I came.. #
Crazy Chinese woman staring at meeee #
Serious hayfever! #
I'm sure the guy in front thinks I'm stalking him. Followed him from the station. He keeps half looking back. #
Meeting over!! Really happy. Went well. Loads of great ideas.. All about pulling them together now. Thanks @beatbullying ! #
Hms Belfast and London bridge. http://yfrog.com/5bdl7sj #
Oops just gave someone wrong directions. #
Heading home. cant be bothered finding more things to do in London. Time for some lunch. M&S of course! http://yfrog.com/5ax7rj #
Goodbye #London http://yfrog.com/3zvv2jj #
FML pen exploded in pocket over earphones. Lucky not over phone I guess. #
Ours names are Heskett. Joe and Jack Heskett. http://yfrog.com/i334sj #
Fuck yes. Won a cookbook in the raffle !!! Including chapters 'for girls nights in'. Woooooooo!! http://yfrog.com/mrrlcj #
Microsoft .NET vs Java – trailer [HD] http://youtu.be/fzza-ZbEY70 (@richardreid14,@jackheskett) #
Flapjacks for breakfast. Yum. #
RT @CrazyRachel so wish i was going to kings of leon tonight. // Me too. Jealous of @gregjames #
Check this video out — iPhone4 vs HTC Evo http://youtu.be/FL7yD-0pqZg #
Just discovered all his horded sweeties in his dinner suit jacket from last night! Tee hee! #
MyWi 4.0 : Create a Wireless Hotspot on Your iPad [How To] | Cult of Mac http://bit.ly/dwYzZe #
Didn't get the internship at ITV due to volume of applicants. But hopefully will be doing some shadowing in September instead. #
Uh oh. There was a bang and then a crash. And now my PC won't boot past bios. #
Why does [whatever] Williams keep showing us her inappropriately matched red underwear. #
Wait, am I meant to be doing anything tonight? @jackheskett @tammyfaure @beckywoolston #
Gahhhh. Hate BBC3 when they repeat the Family Guy episode that was on two days previous! #hatebbc3 #familyguy #
Final day of work for 2 weeks! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

Joe — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 10:59:00 +0000

Absolutely exhausted. My fathers day present to my Grandad is going to be to fall asleep on his sofa. #
Woo for sitting on the toilet yet still continuing doing stuff on my iPad. #
Woo for sitting on the toilet continuing my web browsing on my iPad. #
Glee cast on Alan Carr Chatty Man! Although.. they're the kind of subpar characters. #
.. "Straight to the next dick" Oh Mr Schuester… I'm disappointed. #
Should I only tweet another 9 times til Thursday and my 1000th tweet can be from my iPhone 4? #
iOS 4! Finally! Love how I can just dump those annoying undeleteable Apple apps in their own folder. Good riddance Stocks! #
In #London for #xfactor Here's a shot of an empty Jubilee line underground station. http://yfrog.com/2g11lyj #
Konnie Huq interviewing random people for xfactor! All suncreamed up 4 super hot weather. love being priority and walking past big queue! #
Huge normal xfactor queue! Thank God we're priority. http://yfrog.com/6w4nvcj #
Not happy with 20% VAT! We were assured that it wouldn't happen by Clegg and Cameron (see @tom_watson). Looks like we were screwed over.. #
Hoooommmeeee! Finally! Love London, but very tiring. #xfactor was great! Time for last minute revision before final exam tomorrow morning. #
I am now free from school!!!!! Final exam now over! Really need my relaxing holiday now. 16 days! You better not ruin my day #eng #
Yeessssssss!!!!!!!! Go #eng !!! Looks like the next match will be versus #usa COME ONNNNNN. #
Yeessssssss!!!!!!!! Go #eng !!! Thank God you actually played properly and look what difference it makes! #
Some twat on the street below has bought a vuvuzela. #contemplatinghomicide #
Sleeeeeep! Up at 6am to get microsim and await iPhone 4. Next tweet (unless I delete some old ones) will be from my new iPhone! #
Euuuggghhhh. Waiting for iPhone to sync thinnnnggggssss! #
Got my microsim! Time to go home and connect it to iTunes.. #
Transferring SIM to new microsim. Time to go get ready for work I guess. :[ http://yfrog.com/eskswzj #
First tweet from my iPhone 4! Somewhat delayed; I know. I've had it 13 hours. Also, 1000th tweet!!!! http://yfrog.com/mu39635320j #
Had a fantastic day at radio one with @gregjames (and @jadelcooper & @jackheskett)! Have a great time at Glastonbury, Greg! #
Greg in twin sandwich! @gregjames @jackheskett http://yfrog.com/ht9b1rj #
Greg and Jade. @jadelcooper http://yfrog.com/5aquvj #
Neil and jade. @jadelcooper http://yfrog.com/0apzpjj #
The gang with Greg. http://yfrog.com/2tnokyj #
The gang with Tim Westward. http://yfrog.com/171bfcj #
Me, @jackheskett, @jadelcooper and @Scott_mills VERY AWESOME!! http://yfrog.com/1×2vjhj #
Turns out the O2 shop FAILED; they were at fault. Awful service. Going to have to get @jackheskett to go in tomorrow.. not happy. (@o2) #
Just watched Dr Who! Loved it! #
I've favourited a YouTube video — Diana Vickers – Once http://youtu.be/A7K91hm29tA?a #
I've favourited a YouTube video — Diana Vickers – The Boy Who Murdered Love http://youtu.be/E1wKCXbrK74?a #
Off to work. :[ #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20

Joe — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 10:59:00 +0000

Vengaboys & Perez Hilton – Rocket to Uranus http://youtu.be/IWYXIuuI-Rg #
iPad frozen into slab of chocolate, delivered to unsuspecting girlfriend http://bit.ly/9768Av #
There goes any hope of revision.. Season 1-7 of Family Guy on my iPad. #
Have I Got News and American Civil RIghts revision. They're related right? TIme to nom some shreddies too. #
Om nom. Hot dogs thanks to @jackheskett #
Marks and Spencer dinner suit arrived. #
Childhood dream of wanting to be a jedi.. coming to real life! #E3 #
$499 for iPhone 4 from Apple. :[ #
Come on Carriers.. update your websites! #
"An error has occurred during your session. Please return to the Store Menu to continue shopping." BUT IM ON THE STORE MENU! #
Finally, despite the hiccups, black iPhone pre-ordered with black bumper case. Might buy a blue one too.. #
Not gonna lie.. Want to spend more money on Xbox 360 Slim and then on Microsoft Kinect. #
Ok, so I pre-ordered a new XBOX 360 Slim too.. #
On a side note.. awful hayfever at the moment. Kept waking up and sneezing. #
Check this video out — Real Life Super Mario http://youtu.be/jyEXV4nSBZM #
More sneezing. All I can smell is iron/blood. :[ This better be gone by tomorrow.. #
Warning! Kinect Shrinks People – Xbox 360 News at IGN: http://bit.ly/9c0YwX #
9 melted together chocolate fingers anyone? Om nom. http://yfrog.com/7gq75tj #
Sweet! Turns out I had £21.11 worth of GAME.co.uk reward points on a card that was linked to an fsmail.net email address from 2002/3! #
Skype account change! Back to my pre-Fused Hosting account: josephheskett
You should all have received a new contact request.. but readd! #
Stupid Americans. I blame you for my civil rights exam tomorrow. #
Absolutely dreading this History exam. I have to know every detail, every date, every turning point; and I can't wing it. I'm on my own… #
Shout out to Mike! Get twitter! #
I hate it when BBC3 repeats old family guy episodes that were already on like a day or two before. #ReportingToOfcom #
Good night all. Wish me luck for the exam tomorrow. I feel sick to the bone.GL to @jadelcooper @hannahlsetters too. #
Awful hayfever. Eyes are red raw. Even Mrs Corp noticed. Am I the only one in school for the history exam to do revision?! #
RT @mashable New Droid to Debut the Day Before iPhone 4 Hits Stores http://bit.ly/c87S9k #android #droid #droid 2 (via @richardreid14) #
Saw last night that the droid debuts on the 23rd. I lol'd. #
Me and @hannahlsetters revising supreme court decisions 19th and 20th centuries. Eugh. #
Google UK adds house-hunting to Maps http://bit.ly/aE8HUh (via @guardiantech) #
Applications for auditions are now open for Sky1 HD's Got To Dance http://bit.ly/got-to-dance. Win £250,000!!! (via @ThisisDavina) #
/me busts some moves. @hannahlsetters #
Photoshop-To-Website Service BaseKit Launches In UK and U.S. After Raising $2.6m – http://tcrn.ch/a53cRx by @sohear (via @TechCrunch) #
Lolololol #fail RT @krazykizza On the phone with @O2 they're not aware Apple are selling their iPhones sim free and unlocked! #
Here goes… @hannahlsetters @jadelcooper American Civil Rights. See you in 2 hours.. #
Thank GOD that's over. <\history> #
Pigging out in McDonalds though I restrained from getting a Large meal. Waiting for @jackheskett for TM Council meeting for #TryAngle awards #
Check this video out — OK Go – End Love – Official Video http://youtu.be/V2fpgpanZAw #
So don't want to be up this early… #
Yay IT Crowd and new 16gb USB pen arrived! Also, why did M&S send me information about "The M&S Retirement Plan"? #
Ew, why did I agree to work so early… #
At least it's only for a few hours. I'll probably be home before @jackheskett even gets out of bed. #
Finally out of work. Late night + early morning = joe needing a subway. #
Oh yeah.. And I got mistaken for a woman again. #
Facebook Like and Dislike Button Rubber Stamps Now Available http://gizmodo.com/5566903/ (via @Gizmodo) #
Lol had iPhone 3GS 10 months to the day. Can't wait to get my iPhone 4. #
also, why is "lizzie mcguire movie" the no1 trending topic in the uk?! (via @CrazyRachel) #
iPhone 4 stock will be very limited so only existing customers can buy one from us before July 31. More at http://j.mp/iPhoneStock (via @O2) #
I am now officially double CRB checked. #
Also; took the plunge. Now prestiging on Modern Warfare 2. Weapons are crap. :[ #
#eng v #alg – 10minutes! Keep me updated people.. going to Nick's party. Footie might be on though! #
so, um, does Rooney not know the words? #eng v #alg #
lol goalie fail #eng v #alg #
Did someone score? I heard cheering. #
From the looks of Twitter… I'm not missing a good match. #
Very disappointed and I only wasted the last 15minutes. #
#ff @jenova210 Hi Chris. #
LOL at the England fan who broke into the England changing room last night and had a fat go at the team. Legend (via @drudunn) #
Loving Dr Who so far! #
OH. MY. GOD. #drwho #
Fancy that.. it's all pointing to a date in a weeks time! #drwho #
Woo love #drwho !! Disappointed there's no preview. #
Check this video out — Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg "California Gurls" Official Music Video HD http://youtu.be/CwE-SLnLkqY #
/me's hand is hovering over buying a macbook.. #
It's fine. I'm hoping to replace the cash with funding. #
Time to get 5 hours sleep.. Hayfever is worse than ever. #
Enjoying my bacon and sausage sarnie (with brown sauce!). 4 hours down.. 4 and 1/2 left then granddad's BBQ (tho weather is crap..) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-13

Joe — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 10:59:00 +0000

off to bed. first exam of the season in 13 hours. #
RT @jackheskett http://bit.ly/cUcTou Video for @lauralph – Media thank you video!! Thank you for being a great teacher and an inspiration! #
Leavers hoodie 2010! http://yfrog.com/4juzkj #
Time for my first exam…… #
Went well! Except I swear 10mins just vanished and I had to write the final question (out of 13 and worth 14/70 marks) in about 15mins!! FML #
Oh dear. Many grammar fails in yearbook. #
iBooks due an update #WWDC #
Disappointing.. only talked about iBooks on iPad segment of #wwdc #
Ooohhh Farmville for iPhone and iPad? #wwdc #
Yet again… available end of June. #
Time for Steve to talk about iPhone.. #
iPhone 4!! "Biggest leap since original iPhone" #wwdc #
Looks like it's styled exactly how gizmodo's one was. #
24% thinner than the 3GS… #
Stainless steel, 4 times as many pixels.. integrated antennas.. scratch resistant. "…we get really, really sharp text." #
oops, steve jobs having problems with wifi. someone's going to get fired. #
78% of ipad pixels on new iphone #wwdc #
New iPhone powered by A4. #
10 hours of wifi, 7 hours talktime, 10 hours of video, 40 hours of music , 6 hours of 3g, 300 hours standby on new iPhone #wwdc #
Added gyroscope, improved compass and accelerometer. #
720p HD video recording at 30fps. Oh yes. #
iMovie for iPhone! #
iMovie looks amazing.. export as 360p, 540p or 720p.. transitions..editting.. themes.. clip settings.. so much more. #
costs $4.99 #
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Steve is asking everyone to turn their equipment off. #
Now called iOS 4.0 :] #
iBooks for iOS4 #
Gahhh Jobs asking them to turn wifi off again… just as "one more thing.." and things get a bit excited. #
"FaceTime" wut. iChat for iPhone I guess. #
Will be wifi only for the time being. Perhaps it'll work in the UK? Or is that too optimistic. #
Comes in White and Black… #
$199 for 16GB, $299 for 32GB.
International prices? #
Orders start June 15th for release on the 24th. #
Ooohhh and a dock and a case too. #
June 21st for iOS4! #
Check out the new iPhone 4 video. http://www.apple.com/uk/iphone/features.html#design-video #
Check this video out — Apple – iPhone 4 – This changes everything. Again. http://youtu.be/FHngLJ0RlNg #
Gross. Restart required to update to Safari 5. #
lady gaga tickets, £80, anyone? #
I lied. £73.25 or £84.25 are the cost of the tickets. #
Click this. http://www.clickpix.de/horses.htm You'll have fun. (Honestly, SFW) #
Oops, just woke up. GL @mattholbrow and others with your exam. #
Turns out there's another Cyber Mentor wanting to develop an iPhone application.. should be interesting! Gonna try to meet with them. #
Though I want it done by the end of July so still might have to do it on my own. #
Finished work. Got a sub. Got my pay cheque for iPhone 4. Now to catch a train home. Oh, and turns out my face is across the Here & Now. Fml #
Junior Apprentice Final Party tonight!!! Dominos galore! Wooooooo! #
44 texts. FML tho my paycheque will pay for my iPhone with some left!! #
Trains delayed. Broken down train at robertsbridge. Beware train travellers! #
Picture courtesy of Chrissy http://yfrog.com/jwpxlj #
totally shit o2 iPhone plans (pointed out by @mattholbrow) lets hope the others do better or i get to keep my current sim+plan. #
Heading off to @TammyFaure's house for a #JuniorApprentice PARTEHH w/ @jackheskett, @crazyrachel & @beckyjchapman – WOOT WOOT! DOMINOS! #
£150 of pizza… (with some out of shot). They disliked us when we said we had 50% off.. http://yfrog.com/hqkmcoj #
Time to rush to Maidstone before my exam at 1:30! because @jackheskett is an asshole. #
ok. im not going. i'll go after the exam. cant take the risk! #
Ok, going to have to go in to school now. I'm just gonna not want to go in if I sit here and vegetate in my boxers. #
Here goes.. See you in 90 minutes. #
Business & Economics A level exam. #
#ff @TonbridgeEvent A must follow for those in the area! Event organised for 17th July @ Tonbridge School. Retweet everyone! #
In an empty theatre ready for Tap Dance Fever! Only thing we could get tickets for free for!!! I can't wait.. #
Tap Dance Fever! I'm so excited.. http://tweetphoto.com/26697317 (via @jackheskett) #
Ice cream during the interval anyone? @jackheskett @tammyfaure @rebeccawoolston #
I apologise @rebeccawoolston I did not mean to be sarcastic. #
Thank you for inviting me @rebeccawoolston Im really really glad I went to see Strictly Tap Fever. #
Whhaatttt?!?!!/11?!?! Advert on Facebook: "Pizza Hut is coming soon to Tonbridge become a fan" ABOUT TIME SINCE TUNBRIDGE WELLS ONE CLOSED! #
Not gonna lie.. I downloaded animated War Chess for my iPad. #
I have my baby back. http://yfrog.com/4bhzsj #
Come on England!!!!!! Phones gonna go flat though… #
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
What an embarrassing goal… #
om nom ice cream #
super harsh tackle from #eng team #
erm, why are #eng kicking the ball exactly at the keeper? #
Loving the Carling advert after the match where they must have recorded various versions of the advert to allow for any possibile result. #
Happy Family Guy episodes were awesome.. Disappointed that American Dad is repeated _again_. #bbc3sucks #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-06

Joe — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 10:59:00 +0000

Sex and the City 2!! Wooooo! @tammyfaure @beckyjchapman I just lost 3 hours of my life that I can't get back. #
Primark having to be evacuated in Lakeside! Not that I was in it.. Off to Topman to buy those shorts I've been walking past for weeks. #
Just rubbed iPads with a guy in Thurrock iStore. #
Oops. Turns out me and @jackheskett had been going to all the same shops as a young gay couple. #
Admittedly, they were atleast a trendy couple. When they held hands my mum went "Awww". #
There should really be tax breaks for barely 18 year olds who are thinking of going to uni. #
Poor John Barry on Britains Got Talent…. Awful singing. Bye bye! He wasn't too bad when I saw him live. #
Finn was actually awesome in this weeks Glee!! #
Oh God…. it's June already…. 23 days till my final exam. #
First professional meeting involving my iPad and iWork. http://yfrog.com/evo0gj #
Just tuned in to BGT. Got off of work a bit early.. *tucks in to his tesco salad dinner* #
Loving the gaga #bgt #
Modern Warfare 2 Resurgence Map Pack http://youtu.be/C-oeuggD0Ms – Released tomorrow. (@richardreid14) #
Oh how I love Pc World Tech Guys. :/ #
Just had a delightful conversation with a man who runs IT company but was returning ipad. Doesn't work on dual modem? #
Oh dear. Tech guy only just asked me for administrator password… #
Ok they've taken it away to be reinstalled!! Easier to make them do it. #
The best looking cake… EVER! http://yfrog.com/5cbf6j #
noooo shark girl where art thou #
You're Fired! Hannah Cherry. http://bit.ly/cV6260 #
Dun kno the iPad iTunes store! http://yfrog.com/0tvlngj @drudunn #
Ok too lonely after 5 minutes without @drudunn to show off my ipad to! Hometime till Helena's later! #
Very productive iPad session with @joesephheskett /via @drudunn correction: @josephheskett #
Off to #googlehq .. In London. #
Google HQ! A colorful rug and big comfy chairs. :-] #googlehq http://yfrog.com/af2vgmj #
Google furniture. Combined with a nice garden path/faux grass carpet. I like it. http://yfrog.com/08s7kkj #
Oh hello password free, subscriptionless Google_Guest wifi. Oh boy is the iPad coming out. #
I've been asked to not take pictures. Due to security.. There are clouds floating about near aircon vents. Cut outs. Massive map icons. #
Chrome is the default browser! #
Just had a lovely chat with Google employee.. I joked with my iPad about not having an android tablet.. He laughed. #
Lunchtime at Google HQ. #
Google holy water!! http://yfrog.com/6xfdqnj #
Ice cream at Google HQ! #
Time for a cider with @peacheydesign at The Victoria pub! Google day is officially over. #
Did I mention you navigate round Google by an underground map with all the meeting rooms called tube maps? Line color printed on the ceiling #
Rushing to charlotte's for dinner! #
Loads of people having a beer after work! #
Byebye London. Until next time. #
come on twist and pulse! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-30

Joe — Sun, 30 May 2010 10:59:00 +0000

So hot.. BBQ anyone? #
First time I've actually stopped. Worked friday, then beckys dinner. Worked saturday, then sophies birthday. Worked today anndd.. nothing?! #
Geez… The hot air just hits you in the face the moment you walk outside. Thank god for my kopparberg! #
Going off the radar for council presentation. Airplane mode: ON. Wish me luck. #
Nice hot weather… And I'm stuck in my work uniform (all black w/ long sleeved shirt.) work shorts, anyone? FML. #
Just had a convo with some random woman @ train station who was telling her baby that it had the best and most gorgeous mum. "tell em yung" #
On the train to work.. Again. This time wearing a MASSIVE raincoat. Summer; don't make me buy a new one. #
About to unbox my UK #apple #ipad #
A piccy http://yfrog.com/2gdj0j #
My first tweet from my #apple #iPad. So excited!!! #
Sorry @drudunn I let your big bro on my ipad first @ waitrose. #
My dearest iPad is asking me to restore to factory settings whenever I connected to the PC. :[ FML #
Already downloaded @frypaper in the early hours of the morning! You should too! #
Glorious Star Trek 720p blueray edition on my iPad. http://yfrog.com/16c14oj http://yfrog.com/0kmgiuoj #
Loving TweekDeck iPad App! #
Just about to vote on @jackheskett's Come Dine With Me!! #
New 40" HD tv! Lotr epicness. http://yfrog.com/8736xj #
Loving #eurovision !! Eurovision party anyone? Ohai @jackheskett @tammyfaure @crazyrachel @hannahlsetters #
Oh lord@ Serbia on eurovision song contest #eurovision My favourite so far. We're singing along! English translations are hilarious. #
Loving UKs entry… Josh!!! Woooooo #eurovision #
Iceland; "I look up and see bright blue sky" no you don't, you see an ash cloud. #eurovision #
Lol!!! Spain sing again thanks to some dude running on the stage! #eurovision #
Armenia singing about apricots? Woo? # eurovision #
I want that purple jacket #eurovision #
4 points!! Thank you Ireland!!! <3 #
1 point from Albania. <3 #
2 from Azerbaijan!! Wooooooo #
<3 Georgia we loooovvveee yyyooouuuuu. #
Ok no we don't. #
Despite the ash cloud and banks collapsing Iceland are still way more popular than us #eurovision /via @peacheydesign #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-23

Joe — Sun, 23 May 2010 10:59:00 +0000

End of work… Time to go to the pub with gparents for mums bday! #
Just sorted out uni accommodation. Really hope I get my first choice.. £119/wk. #
#last3days @ Weald. Most of the gang chilling in the Mezz. http://yfrog.com/j8llmj #
Hiiiiiiiistory! http://yfrog.com/731gufj #
Hiiiiiiiistory! http://yfrog.com/731gufj (via @josephheskett) #last3days (forgot to add tag!) #
Pic 1 / 2 collins presents. #last3days #
Pic 1 / 2 collins presents. #last3days http://yfrog.com/0xl7qj #
Pic 2 / 2 collins presents. #last3days http://yfrog.com/5i6kbj #
Napoleon quiz. Team maddie wins! 37:33 #last3days http://yfrog.com/j985692628j #
So surreal. Last lessons with teachers and the realisation I won't be back.. Scary. #
"I love Ginger boys!!!!" oh how I'll miss you Weald. #last3days #
Weald Warriors!!!! #last3days http://yfrog.com/jlhmaj #
The last day of school! How scary… Today will be a day of #WEALDWARRIORS (on #last3days http://yfrog.com/cbze4j #
13C #wealdwarriors http://yfrog.com/jbc4ktj #
Business #wealdwarriors (except me blocked by the projector -.-) http://yfrog.com/5jjwuij #
Helena the dunce. #wealdwarriors #last3days http://yfrog.com/5lq7mj #
ICT girls! #wealdwarriors #last3days http://yfrog.com/0geguyj #
IT superheroes! Photoshopped by @drudunn http://yfrog.com/9eki1gj #
ICT #wealdwarriors the complete group! #last3days http://yfrog.com/507wjej #
Just finished 30minute intensive photos and shirt signing! #wealdwarriors #last3days http://yfrog.com/3wm3cj #
Class of 2010! <33 you all #wealdwarriors #last3days http://twitpic.com/1p3qgr (via @jackheskett) #
Maths class with mrs sharp!! #last3days http://yfrog.com/0wwyiyj #
Lunch; chicken korma, matt's cakes and an orange calippo. Funtimes. #last3days http://yfrog.com/2rvvqgj #
Me and my beloved Mrs Cross #wealdwarriors #last3days http://yfrog.com/5u5sbj #
Macspoz history! #wealdwarriors #last3days a http://yfrog.com/5e3s5zj #
My kiss from Josh. #wealdwarriors #last3days http://yfrog.com/5njdzqj #
And that's it!! I can't believe it.. No more school. Now time for drinks! #
All over now… Time for drinks in Spoons then SoS to celebrate! #
Last tweet… 3% battery. FML. #last3days #wealdwarriors #
Having a cosmopolitan with the girls!! BFFL!! Am I Samantha?! #sexinthecity @tammyfaure @beckyjchapman #