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		<title>I&#8217;m a lady?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s undeniable. I&#8217;m a woman. I may as well give up being a man right now. So apparently I&#8217;m not as masculine as I thought I was. &#8220;Why do you say this?&#8221; I hear you ask? Well&#8230;
As most of you know I work at Marks and Spencers and today I was on customer services desk 


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s undeniable. I&#8217;m a woman. I may as well give up being a man right now. So apparently I&#8217;m not as masculine as I thought I was. &#8220;Why do you say this?&#8221; I hear you ask? Well&#8230;</p>
<p>As most of you know I work at Marks and Spencers and today I was on customer services desk helping Richard and Kate deal with the amount of customers they were getting.<br />
So, there I was, helping this lady who had her 2 year old granddaughter with her.</p>
<p>First off, the young hellspawn demanded to see what was going on so her grandmother lifted her up so she could sit on the counter. Distasteful, but I could deal with it.</p>
<p>Secondly, I just got on and did my job crossing out/hanging up/etc and I turned my back to hang this woman&#8217;s bra. (Why would you return a bra, seriously? But that&#8217;s for another blogpost..) Then up pipes the little madam &#8220;What&#8217;s the lady doing with your bra?&#8221;</p>
<p>Now I heard this loud and clear (and I assure you that the entire queue did too) and thank god I was turned around or my direct gaze would have shattered her. Fortunately the grandmother corrected her saying it&#8217;s a man, but seriously?! In no aspect do I resemble a female. NONE. I can understand being called Mrs/Ms on the phone because most of it is for my Mum (and I do kinda sound high pitched). I know I&#8217;ve not got Mr T&#8217;s voice but I mean.. please.. seriously? Why would you say this?</p>
<p>Naturally I just went bright red, couldn&#8217;t believe what I was hearing and hurried up the transaction and moved on. Notably, none of the other customers brought it up (they usually do bring up things they&#8217;ve overheard as an &#8220;ice breaker&#8221;) which could suggest what exactly?!</p>
<p>Life&#8217;s unfair.</p>
<p><a style="color: black;" title="FMyLife.com" href="http://www.fmylife.com" target="_blank"><strong>FML</strong></a></p>


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