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	<title>Joe's Blog</title>
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	<description>My OFFICIAL Blog - get to know me that little bit more</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 11:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>GCSEs</title>
		<link>http://blog.josephheskett.co.uk/42-gcses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 11:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
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Yay..
And so, GCSE exams begin..
Monday -&#62; Maths
Tuesday -&#62; English Lit.
Wednesday -&#62; Biology.
Fun huh?

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		<title>Hillarious stuff from May 1999 - Tech Supports.</title>
		<link>http://blog.josephheskett.co.uk/41-hillarious-stuff-from-may-1999-tech-supports/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Misc.]]></category>

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Morning Coffee
Hello, tech support how may I help you.
Yes, I can&#8217;t access my printer.
Have you installed it yet?
Installed it, well, no.
Okay, the first thing you will need to do is insert the Windows CD in the CDRom drive.
The what?
The CDRom drive, it&#8217;s on the front of the computer, has a few buttons underneath it, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dumbledore was gay!</title>
		<link>http://blog.josephheskett.co.uk/40-dumbledore-was-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category>

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 Well.. there we go then.
One fan asked whether Albus Dumbledore, the head of the famed Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft,  had ever loved anyone. Rowling smiled. &#8220;Dumbledore is gay, actually,&#8221; replied Rowling as the audience erupted in surprise. She added that, in her mind, Dumbledore had an unrequited love affair with Gellert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lightning exits from woman&#8217;s bum</title>
		<link>http://blog.josephheskett.co.uk/39-lightning-exits-from-womans-bum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
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Someone posted this on NamePros and I just had to share it! Its nearly a year old though..
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A Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her
 bottom.
The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic&#8217;s building as she was cleaning her teeth – [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists Invent 30 Year Continuous Power Laptop Battery</title>
		<link>http://blog.josephheskett.co.uk/38-scientists-invent-30-year-continuous-power-laptop-battery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[30 years]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[alpha]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[batteries]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[beta]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gamma]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[laptops]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nuclear]]></category>

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Here&#8217;s something interesting:
Your next laptop could have a continuous power battery that lasts for 30 years without a single recharge thanks to work being funded by the U.S. Air Force Research Laboratory. The breakthrough betavoltaic power cells are constructed from semiconductors and use radioisotopes as the energy source. As the radioactive material decays it emits [...]]]></description>
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