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December 5, 2007

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Morning Coffee

Hello, tech support how may I help you.

Yes, I can’t access my printer.
Have you installed it yet?
Installed it, well, no.
Okay, the first thing you will need to do is insert the Windows CD in the CDRom drive.
The what?
The CDRom drive, it’s on the front of the computer, has a few buttons underneath it, and when you push the eject button a tray comes out.
Oh, you mean the coffee cup holder?
Yes, thats the one.
Okay, when its done installing you can remove the CD from the drive. You will need to reboot for the changes to take effect.
Alright.
(I hear the shutdown tones, and then the memory starting to tick, then a grinding noise followed by a painful shreek from the user)
What happened!
When I removed the disk thing from the drive, I set my coffee cup back down, and when the computer rebooted, the tray went back in, I now have coffee everywhere.

Oh well…. Thanks to: Gene

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Lightning exits from woman’s bum

October 7, 2007

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Someone posted this on NamePros and I just had to share it! Its nearly a year old though..

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A Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her

bottom.

The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic’s building as she was cleaning her teeth – with her mouth to the tap, sending the current through her body.

And as she was wearing rubber-soled shoes, the lightning bolt was unable to earth through her feet – so it took the next easiest route, and came out of her rectum.

Lightning

What Natasha Timarovic’s bottom may have looked like

 

It then earthed itself via her moist shower curtain.

‘It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don’t remember much at all,’ Timarovic said.

A medic told local news station 24 Sata: ‘Instead of earthing through her feet, it appears the electricity shot out of her backside… if she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed.’

The medic described the incident as ‘bizarre, but not impossible.’

— (source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=20883) —
I just found this so funny… yet weird at the same time!

Joe

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Pornography Terms on WikiPedia

September 22, 2007

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Yup…
Pornography terms on WikiPedia

Located here.

Amazing what you can learn from WikiPedia

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LOLCATS

September 22, 2007

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‘LOL’ definately.

I love them! Most of them are immensely funny, even my mother thinks so!

Check them out here

Lol cat

Lol cat

FANTASTIC!

Joe

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A rant and a Rave

September 3, 2007

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On a different note, I just wish to make a rant about why people constantly use the colour of my hair against me (it’s red).
Now, I know it is just usual that people to use such things against you, but it’s not exactly my fault is it?
Trust me, I would not of wanted to be a redhead. especially if I had known what kind of abuse I receive daily.

I really do not get it at all, and what is strange, is that is seems most common in dutchies on the internet, while it comes from insecure chavs in real life.

It’s the usual ‘GINGER!’ (yeah that’s a witty one)
and ‘no soul’.

I usually do not mind if it is inconsistent, just shrug it off, but its these two people on IRC that keep doing it. What is even more aggrevating is that they can invite back in and avoid the bans.
I can, however, only cope with it for so long before a snapped, just like I snapped earlier.
What happened to treat others how they treat you? Because I sure as hell aren’t racist, and do not insult their hair colour.

Now JFK (Ryan as some of you know him by, and aop[@] in #kingsofchaos) constantly drops remarks about it. Like you have no soul, or ‘no worries, you’re ginger’ but I regularly just ignore it, sometimes even laugh at my own insecurities.

I have a theory, that many share, and it is that usually the bullies who were once bullied. Now, Ryan is black, so most likely he’s had some slack from that, although he lives in US, which I believe it’s not so bad (sorry if that’s wrong).

As for GodFather (Remco) and PoRnHoLiO (Mario), I could quite blame it on the fact they’re dutch, but I wont.
Who knows what insecurities they have. To name some possibilities:  their sexual orientation, skin type, hobbies.

I guess it’s just something I am going to have to deal with, however annoying it is.

It sucks to be a minority.

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