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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

  • Oh school, you're going to regret rejecting my EMA bonus when you get the 2 page size 10 font letter I'm going to drop off to you. #bitches #
  • 450 pictures going on facebook from holiday now that my pc is working! #
  • Time to: Hand in EMA letter. Get dressing up costumes.. Go to London to meet @jackheskett and @tomswanson. See you all later tonight! #
  • Slow train!!!!! #
  • ting that they are being stupid and are delaying the service by standing in the doors to try to get on. He was really belting it out @ them! #
  • Oh London. How I love you… People running down the platform to get further down so they can get on. And then the guy on the tanoid shou… #
  • Woo at Garfunkels in Leicester Square http://yfrog.com/n7cdfj #
  • Let's see how long the train journey takes… Stopping off in just about every Kentish village from here to tunbridge wells. #
  • Very sleepy but can't bring myself to sleep on really busy train while in my own. #
  • I guess I should probably go to sleep…. Why do I always want to fall asleep on the train but when I get in my bed I'm suddenly not sleepy? #
  • Oh how exciting! Just about to have sight test ready for contact fitting. #
  • I have contacts in! Omfg so awesome. Why didn't I do his earlier?!? #
  • Ok all sorted. Off to London again now for Science Museum and Inception at Greenwich Odeon IMAX with @jackheskett and @tomswanson #
  • Lol political graffiti. "Fire Cameron". Oh #London .. #
  • At IMAX now to see Inception! Should be good. #
  • What an incredible film. Absolutely brilliant! So clever. Complicated, but clever. #
  • Love how people ask me directions. :-D and how I actually know hehe. #
  • Mmmm XL double bacon cheeseburger. On nom. #
  • Thank god for that. Most people piled out at Orpington. #
  • I'd like to gladly confirm that in September I will be doing Work Experience in the Distribution department of the BBC in White City! Yay :D #
  • Lol, no way.. Looks like Durex was bought out by Cillit Bang. Time for Barry Scott to do a condom advert? #
  • Just got my Offer of Casual Employment from Tonbridge & Malling Borough Council.. £6.20 an hour. :-D #
  • Might be doing Playscheme in East Peckham too.. #
  • Awful about the person at Oxford Circus going to cause havoc at this time of day.. To think @jackheskett & @tomswanson werethere 60mins ago. #
  • Goddamn. Why M&S do you give me a black uniform when it's sunny? #
  • Crime Scene : San Francisco's unluckiest thief http://bit.ly/ciUo5l #
  • At council offices getting playscheme induction.. Just got the first of my two free tshirts! http://yfrog.com/5sbtpj #
  • Off to London to see Toy Story 3 at iMAX at Waterloo with @tammyfaure, @jackheskett, @rebeccawoolston, Chloe and Susie. :-D #
  • Free alcohol at Waterloo station… Smirnoff and cranberry juice. Yum. #
  • Me with Woody and the gang.. Best buds 4 life. http://yfrog.com/j7yacyj #
  • Yum. Popcorn. A lot of popcorn. http://yfrog.com/83c7yjj #
  • Sexy glasses. Screen is actually HUGE! http://yfrog.com/mnaagij http://yfrog.com/msofhj #
  • Toy Story 3 was great! Though more aimed at those who were around for the old ones. Quite emotional, I guess. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

  • Hup Holland Hup! Not that I can say that out loud in a Spanish bar. #
  • Atmosphere here is electric. Parties in the streets! #Spain #worldcup #
  • K. People. You have 7 minutes and 8 seconds to update me on what I´ve missed. #
  • Ok. I caved… I´m just going to keep popping 1 euro coins in to this machine until I run out. (@jackheskett) #
  • 2 minutes left. :[ #
  • I appear to have found a remote nudist beach. *takes off his clothes* #
  • Just had an interesting plane landing. Back home in England. And oh how I've missed you "3G" symbol. http://yfrog.com/6bp1dj #
  • RT @tomswanson: Terrible experience with @amazon. Refusing a refund when product didn't come in time. Was 18th bday present for @jackheskett #
  • Omg Next sale!!!!!! #
  • Back to work tomorrow. :( #
  • I should probably get round to fixing my computer... ah well. work in 90mins! :[ #
  • RT @mashable 10 Vintage Apple Ads That Time Forgot [VIDEOS] http://bit.ly/cqCsnY #advertising #adverts #apple #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

  • Ready to watch Eclipse!!! Apparently we all thought it was sunny. I'm in shorts, Sandles and tshirt. Its windy and overcast. FML #
  • Eclipse: so crap I actually love it. So much. #
  • Looks like getting a job at M&S Aberdeen might be harder than I thought.. Even then might only be temp job. FML. #
  • Good morning all! Any of you up? #
  • Everyone enjoying their meals! http://yfrog.com/mq33nj #
  • Just got my euros!! Although €400 on some visa card that means we don't pay fees! Very poor now though… €600 ==£535 FML #
  • "Free deserts" and "bottle of wine on you birthday" #OrthographyNazi http://yfrog.com/5mlnaaj #
  • I apologise for mass twitter spam. It appears that the 3G just refused to work on my phone. Despite being right next to jacks. #
  • Off to Bluewater to pick up more Xfactor Bootcamp Audience tickets :-D And shopping. 3-4 hours (return included) in the car w/ Jack+Nan. FML #
  • Also means I've had to change my contact lense appointment to the 20th. FML again. #
  • I forgot how boring shopping with my nan is. First shop; holland & barratt. Time spent so far; 15 minutes. Items; one pack of "sweets". #
  • Om nom. Lunch. Big Tasty w/ bacon. (+ M&S Pink Lemonade Cooler, yum). Now fat. http://yfrog.com/jqd89aj #
  • Ew old person in Ann Summers. #
  • Still shopping…. #
  • Yes, still shopping. Although just food to get. :D #
  • Finally leaving.. All finished up with my shopping! Woo! Now very poor. Time to rush home for drinks for jennys birthday. #
  • Driving up Thurrock toll bridge looking out in to the crystal clear weather to see right in to central #London Beautiful. #
  • Morning all! Time to pack.. and iron. #
  • This nominet award for cyber mentors should bode well for my funding application..which is provided by nominet! #
  • Suitcase is finally taking shape. Though the actual case looks disgusting; Sicky brown and black w/ gold tinted fastenings; ty grandparents! #
  • Jerry Springer is a great show to pack to.. me and @jackheskett laughing hysterically. #
  • Off to Sevenoaks harvester for Charlie's birthday! #
  • Grandparents only just arrived. #
  • Happy birthday @charlieheskett. Enjoy your new iPhone and your new found twitter love! #
  • Free pudding the one time I'm not sure it will fit…….. Yet it tastes better because it's free! #
  • RT @msaleem: Never work with @Quadranet. These guys are f**king amateurs. Seriously worse than 1and1 <– and these guys are awful. #
  • Off I go for a week… Time to enjoy my relaxing holiday in Menorca with @jackheskett, @rebeccawoolston, chloe and charlotte! #
  • Don't miss me too much. #iwillmissyouall #
  • At a rather empty Gatwick… Massive wizarding world advert as you walk along the flat escalator thingy. :p #
  • Duty free WHSmiths, HMV, Costa Coffee and more… Shame they're all closed! #
  • On the plane! How exciting!! http://yfrog.com/mu7×4j http://yfrog.com/87yp0dkj #
  • Signing off in to Aeroplane mode.. See you in a week! (Or sometime in-between if I find wifi..) http://yfrog.com/mubyilj #
  • Disgusting… Naked old women flopping about in the ocean. *barffs* #
  • Good night Twitterverse from the not too distant future. Very tired but enjoyable day; love how it's hot and humid even while pitch black! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

  • Sim swap failed. No reason given. Not happy! #
  • Thanks @tomswanson. @tammyfaure and @mattholbrow No, 2nd New sim (from yesterday) failed to transfer. So pissed with @o2. I've been let down #
  • Super hot weather. Spent the day at work. England lost the footie. Phone SIM still not transferred over.. FML. #
  • New Top Gear!!! #happyjoe #
  • haha! just laughed so hard at #FamilyGuy on BBC3 #
  • Entranced by Stevie Wonder! <3 #
  • OMG looks like an actual scene out of Dr Who.. #
  • Thank God! An actually really useful customer services rep on @O2! I don't even feel inclined to ask for compensation… #
  • New sandals from Burtons wrecking my feet. :( Thanks @mattholbrow for the lift home. http://yfrog.com/fvkpfj #
  • Finally!! New phone is up and working. 5 days late. #
  • Just spent 25 minutes in a phone call with a lovely lady from M&S Call Centre near Inverness/Aberdeen. She said she'd visit me in ABDN store #
  • Incredibly Deathly Hallows trailer. http://www.mugglenet.com/trailer.php #
  • Incredible Harry Potter Deathly Hallows trailer: http://www.mugglenet.com/trailer.php #
  • Off to London to meet with @BeatBullying about iPhone app. Be back at ~1 ready for prom! #
  • Damn. Didn't get a seat. Stupid committed. #
  • Correction tweet: Damn. Didn't get a seat. Stupid comuters. #
  • Laaaannnddddaaannnnn! #
  • Fortunately London looks like it has better weather than Monsoon Tonbridge. #
  • On train to Crystal Palace from London Bridge. Hate these old smelly trains. #
  • It would also appear that I have a 31" waist. But 32" jeans and no belt. #
  • Hate that feeling you get when you go on a new train you haven't been on before. "It did say 'Crystal Palace' on platform 12, didn't it?" #
  • I appear to be going back half the way I came.. #
  • Crazy Chinese woman staring at meeee #
  • Serious hayfever! #
  • I'm sure the guy in front thinks I'm stalking him. Followed him from the station. He keeps half looking back. #
  • Meeting over!! Really happy. Went well. Loads of great ideas.. All about pulling them together now. Thanks @beatbullying ! #
  • Hms Belfast and London bridge. http://yfrog.com/5bdl7sj #
  • Oops just gave someone wrong directions. #
  • Heading home. :( cant be bothered finding more things to do in London. Time for some lunch. M&S of course! http://yfrog.com/5ax7rj #
  • Goodbye #London http://yfrog.com/3zvv2jj #
  • FML pen exploded in pocket over earphones. Lucky not over phone I guess. #
  • Ours names are Heskett. Joe and Jack Heskett. http://yfrog.com/i334sj #
  • Fuck yes. Won a cookbook in the raffle !!! Including chapters 'for girls nights in'. Woooooooo!! http://yfrog.com/mrrlcj #
  • Microsoft .NET vs Java – trailer [HD] http://youtu.be/fzza-ZbEY70 (@richardreid14,@jackheskett) #
  • Flapjacks for breakfast. Yum. #
  • RT @CrazyRachel so wish i was going to kings of leon tonight. // Me too. Jealous of @gregjames #
  • Check this video out — iPhone4 vs HTC Evo http://youtu.be/FL7yD-0pqZg #
  • Just discovered all his horded sweeties in his dinner suit jacket from last night! Tee hee! #
  • MyWi 4.0 : Create a Wireless Hotspot on Your iPad [How To] | Cult of Mac http://bit.ly/dwYzZe #
  • Didn't get the internship at ITV due to volume of applicants. :( But hopefully will be doing some shadowing in September instead. :D #
  • Uh oh. There was a bang and then a crash. And now my PC won't boot past bios. #
  • Why does [whatever] Williams keep showing us her inappropriately matched red underwear. #
  • Wait, am I meant to be doing anything tonight? @jackheskett @tammyfaure @beckywoolston #
  • Gahhhh. Hate BBC3 when they repeat the Family Guy episode that was on two days previous! #hatebbc3 #familyguy #
  • Final day of work for 2 weeks! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

  • Absolutely exhausted. My fathers day present to my Grandad is going to be to fall asleep on his sofa. #
  • Woo for sitting on the toilet yet still continuing doing stuff on my iPad. #
  • Woo for sitting on the toilet continuing my web browsing on my iPad. #
  • Glee cast on Alan Carr Chatty Man! Although.. they're the kind of subpar characters. #
  • .. "Straight to the next dick" Oh Mr Schuester… I'm disappointed. #
  • Should I only tweet another 9 times til Thursday and my 1000th tweet can be from my iPhone 4? #
  • iOS 4! Finally! Love how I can just dump those annoying undeleteable Apple apps in their own folder. Good riddance Stocks! #
  • In #London for #xfactor Here's a shot of an empty Jubilee line underground station. http://yfrog.com/2g11lyj #
  • Konnie Huq interviewing random people for xfactor! All suncreamed up 4 super hot weather. :D love being priority and walking past big queue! #
  • Huge normal xfactor queue! Thank God we're priority. http://yfrog.com/6w4nvcj #
  • Not happy with 20% VAT! We were assured that it wouldn't happen by Clegg and Cameron (see @tom_watson). Looks like we were screwed over.. #
  • Hoooommmeeee! Finally! Love London, but very tiring. #xfactor was great! Time for last minute revision before final exam tomorrow morning. #
  • I am now free from school!!!!! Final exam now over! Really need my relaxing holiday now. 16 days! You better not ruin my day #eng #
  • Yeessssssss!!!!!!!! Go #eng !!! Looks like the next match will be versus #usa COME ONNNNNN. #
  • Yeessssssss!!!!!!!! Go #eng !!! Thank God you actually played properly and look what difference it makes! #
  • Some twat on the street below has bought a vuvuzela. #contemplatinghomicide #
  • Sleeeeeep! Up at 6am to get microsim and await iPhone 4. Next tweet (unless I delete some old ones) will be from my new iPhone! #
  • Euuuggghhhh. Waiting for iPhone to sync thinnnnggggssss! #
  • Got my microsim! Time to go home and connect it to iTunes.. #
  • Transferring SIM to new microsim. :-D Time to go get ready for work I guess. :[ http://yfrog.com/eskswzj #
  • First tweet from my iPhone 4! Somewhat delayed; I know. I've had it 13 hours. Also, 1000th tweet!!!! http://yfrog.com/mu39635320j #
  • Had a fantastic day at radio one with @gregjames (and @jadelcooper & @jackheskett)! Have a great time at Glastonbury, Greg! #
  • Greg in twin sandwich! @gregjames @jackheskett http://yfrog.com/ht9b1rj #
  • Greg and Jade. @jadelcooper http://yfrog.com/5aquvj #
  • Neil and jade. @jadelcooper http://yfrog.com/0apzpjj #
  • The gang with Greg. http://yfrog.com/2tnokyj #
  • The gang with Tim Westward. http://yfrog.com/171bfcj #
  • Me, @jackheskett, @jadelcooper and @Scott_mills VERY AWESOME!! http://yfrog.com/1×2vjhj #
  • Turns out the O2 shop FAILED; they were at fault. Awful service. Going to have to get @jackheskett to go in tomorrow.. not happy. (@o2) #
  • Just watched Dr Who! Loved it! #
  • I've favourited a YouTube video — Diana Vickers – Once http://youtu.be/A7K91hm29tA?a #
  • I've favourited a YouTube video — Diana Vickers – The Boy Who Murdered Love http://youtu.be/E1wKCXbrK74?a #
  • Off to work. :[ #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20

  • Vengaboys & Perez Hilton – Rocket to Uranus http://youtu.be/IWYXIuuI-Rg #
  • iPad frozen into slab of chocolate, delivered to unsuspecting girlfriend http://bit.ly/9768Av #
  • There goes any hope of revision.. Season 1-7 of Family Guy on my iPad. #
  • Have I Got News and American Civil RIghts revision. They're related right? TIme to nom some shreddies too. #
  • Om nom. Hot dogs thanks to @jackheskett #
  • Marks and Spencer dinner suit arrived. :D #
  • Childhood dream of wanting to be a jedi.. coming to real life! #E3 #
  • $499 for iPhone 4 from Apple. :[ #
  • Come on Carriers.. update your websites! #
  • "An error has occurred during your session. Please return to the Store Menu to continue shopping." BUT IM ON THE STORE MENU! #
  • Finally, despite the hiccups, black iPhone pre-ordered with black bumper case. Might buy a blue one too.. #
  • Not gonna lie.. Want to spend more money on Xbox 360 Slim and then on Microsoft Kinect. #
  • Ok, so I pre-ordered a new XBOX 360 Slim too.. #
  • On a side note.. awful hayfever at the moment. Kept waking up and sneezing. #
  • Check this video out — Real Life Super Mario http://youtu.be/jyEXV4nSBZM #
  • More sneezing. All I can smell is iron/blood. :[ This better be gone by tomorrow.. #
  • Warning! Kinect Shrinks People – Xbox 360 News at IGN: http://bit.ly/9c0YwX #
  • 9 melted together chocolate fingers anyone? Om nom. http://yfrog.com/7gq75tj #
  • Sweet! Turns out I had £21.11 worth of GAME.co.uk reward points on a card that was linked to an fsmail.net email address from 2002/3! #
  • Skype account change! Back to my pre-Fused Hosting account: josephheskett
    You should all have received a new contact request.. but readd! #
  • Stupid Americans. I blame you for my civil rights exam tomorrow. #
  • Absolutely dreading this History exam. I have to know every detail, every date, every turning point; and I can't wing it. I'm on my own… #
  • Shout out to Mike! Get twitter! #
  • I hate it when BBC3 repeats old family guy episodes that were already on like a day or two before. #ReportingToOfcom #
  • Good night all. Wish me luck for the exam tomorrow. I feel sick to the bone.GL to @jadelcooper @hannahlsetters too. #
  • Awful hayfever. Eyes are red raw. Even Mrs Corp noticed. Am I the only one in school for the history exam to do revision?! #
  • RT @mashable New Droid to Debut the Day Before iPhone 4 Hits Stores http://bit.ly/c87S9k #android #droid #droid 2 (via @richardreid14) #
  • Saw last night that the droid debuts on the 23rd. I lol'd. #
  • Me and @hannahlsetters revising supreme court decisions 19th and 20th centuries. Eugh. #
  • Google UK adds house-hunting to Maps http://bit.ly/aE8HUh (via @guardiantech) #
  • Applications for auditions are now open for Sky1 HD's Got To Dance http://bit.ly/got-to-dance. Win £250,000!!! (via @ThisisDavina) #
  • /me busts some moves. @hannahlsetters #
  • Photoshop-To-Website Service BaseKit Launches In UK and U.S. After Raising $2.6m – http://tcrn.ch/a53cRx by @sohear (via @TechCrunch) #
  • Lolololol #fail RT @krazykizza On the phone with @O2 they're not aware Apple are selling their iPhones sim free and unlocked! #
  • Here goes… @hannahlsetters @jadelcooper American Civil Rights. See you in 2 hours.. #
  • Thank GOD that's over. <\history> #
  • Pigging out in McDonalds though I restrained from getting a Large meal. Waiting for @jackheskett for TM Council meeting for #TryAngle awards #
  • Check this video out — OK Go – End Love – Official Video http://youtu.be/V2fpgpanZAw #
  • So don't want to be up this early… #
  • Yay IT Crowd and new 16gb USB pen arrived! Also, why did M&S send me information about "The M&S Retirement Plan"? #
  • Ew, why did I agree to work so early… #
  • At least it's only for a few hours. I'll probably be home before @jackheskett even gets out of bed. #
  • Finally out of work. Late night + early morning = joe needing a subway. #
  • Oh yeah.. And I got mistaken for a woman again. #
  • Facebook Like and Dislike Button Rubber Stamps Now Available http://gizmodo.com/5566903/ (via @Gizmodo) #
  • Lol had iPhone 3GS 10 months to the day. Can't wait to get my iPhone 4. #
  • also, why is "lizzie mcguire movie" the no1 trending topic in the uk?! (via @CrazyRachel) #
  • iPhone 4 stock will be very limited so only existing customers can buy one from us before July 31. More at http://j.mp/iPhoneStock (via @O2) #
  • I am now officially double CRB checked. #
  • Also; took the plunge. Now prestiging on Modern Warfare 2. Weapons are crap. :[ #
  • #eng v #alg – 10minutes! Keep me updated people.. going to Nick's party. Footie might be on though! #
  • so, um, does Rooney not know the words? #eng v #alg #
  • lol goalie fail #eng v #alg #
  • Did someone score? I heard cheering. #
  • From the looks of Twitter… I'm not missing a good match. #
  • Very disappointed and I only wasted the last 15minutes. #
  • #ff @jenova210 Hi Chris. #
  • LOL at the England fan who broke into the England changing room last night and had a fat go at the team. Legend (via @drudunn) #
  • Loving Dr Who so far! :D #
  • OH. MY. GOD. #drwho #
  • Fancy that.. it's all pointing to a date in a weeks time! #drwho #
  • Woo love #drwho !! Disappointed there's no preview. #
  • Check this video out — Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg "California Gurls" Official Music Video HD http://youtu.be/CwE-SLnLkqY #
  • /me's hand is hovering over buying a macbook.. #
  • It's fine. I'm hoping to replace the cash with funding. #
  • Time to get 5 hours sleep.. Hayfever is worse than ever. #
  • Enjoying my bacon and sausage sarnie (with brown sauce!). 4 hours down.. 4 and 1/2 left then granddad's BBQ (tho weather is crap..) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-13

  • off to bed. first exam of the season in 13 hours. #
  • RT @jackheskett http://bit.ly/cUcTou Video for @lauralph – Media thank you video!! Thank you for being a great teacher and an inspiration! #
  • Leavers hoodie 2010! http://yfrog.com/4juzkj #
  • Time for my first exam…… #
  • Went well! Except I swear 10mins just vanished and I had to write the final question (out of 13 and worth 14/70 marks) in about 15mins!! FML #
  • Oh dear. Many grammar fails in yearbook. #
  • iBooks due an update #WWDC #
  • Disappointing.. only talked about iBooks on iPad segment of #wwdc #
  • Ooohhh Farmville for iPhone and iPad? #wwdc #
  • Yet again… available end of June. #
  • Time for Steve to talk about iPhone.. #
  • iPhone 4!! "Biggest leap since original iPhone" #wwdc #
  • Looks like it's styled exactly how gizmodo's one was. #
  • 24% thinner than the 3GS… #
  • Stainless steel, 4 times as many pixels.. integrated antennas.. scratch resistant. "…we get really, really sharp text." #
  • oops, steve jobs having problems with wifi. someone's going to get fired. #
  • 78% of ipad pixels on new iphone #wwdc #
  • New iPhone powered by A4. #
  • 10 hours of wifi, 7 hours talktime, 10 hours of video, 40 hours of music , 6 hours of 3g, 300 hours standby on new iPhone #wwdc #
  • Added gyroscope, improved compass and accelerometer. #
  • 720p HD video recording at 30fps. Oh yes. #
  • iMovie for iPhone! #
  • iMovie looks amazing.. export as 360p, 540p or 720p.. transitions..editting.. themes.. clip settings.. so much more. #
  • costs $4.99 #
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Steve is asking everyone to turn their equipment off. #
  • Now called iOS 4.0 :] #
  • iBooks for iOS4 #
  • Gahhh Jobs asking them to turn wifi off again… just as "one more thing.." and things get a bit excited. #
  • "FaceTime" wut. iChat for iPhone I guess. #
  • Will be wifi only for the time being. Perhaps it'll work in the UK? Or is that too optimistic. #
  • Comes in White and Black… #
  • $199 for 16GB, $299 for 32GB.
    International prices? :D #
  • Orders start June 15th for release on the 24th. #
  • Ooohhh and a dock and a case too. #
  • June 21st for iOS4! :D #
  • Check out the new iPhone 4 video. http://www.apple.com/uk/iphone/features.html#design-video #
  • Check this video out — Apple – iPhone 4 – This changes everything. Again. http://youtu.be/FHngLJ0RlNg #
  • Gross. Restart required to update to Safari 5. #
  • lady gaga tickets, £80, anyone? #
  • I lied. £73.25 or £84.25 are the cost of the tickets. #
  • Click this. http://www.clickpix.de/horses.htm You'll have fun. (Honestly, SFW) #
  • Oops, just woke up. GL @mattholbrow and others with your exam. #
  • Turns out there's another Cyber Mentor wanting to develop an iPhone application.. should be interesting! Gonna try to meet with them. #
  • Though I want it done by the end of July so still might have to do it on my own. #
  • Finished work. Got a sub. Got my pay cheque for iPhone 4. Now to catch a train home. Oh, and turns out my face is across the Here & Now. Fml #
  • Junior Apprentice Final Party tonight!!! Dominos galore! Wooooooo! #
  • 44 texts. FML tho my paycheque will pay for my iPhone with some left!! #
  • Trains delayed. Broken down train at robertsbridge. Beware train travellers! #
  • Picture courtesy of Chrissy http://yfrog.com/jwpxlj #
  • totally shit o2 iPhone plans (pointed out by @mattholbrow) lets hope the others do better or i get to keep my current sim+plan. #
  • Heading off to @TammyFaure's house for a #JuniorApprentice PARTEHH w/ @jackheskett, @crazyrachel & @beckyjchapman – WOOT WOOT! DOMINOS! #
  • £150 of pizza… (with some out of shot). They disliked us when we said we had 50% off.. http://yfrog.com/hqkmcoj #
  • Time to rush to Maidstone before my exam at 1:30! because @jackheskett is an asshole. #
  • ok. im not going. i'll go after the exam. cant take the risk! #
  • Ok, going to have to go in to school now. I'm just gonna not want to go in if I sit here and vegetate in my boxers. #
  • Here goes.. See you in 90 minutes. #
  • Business & Economics A level exam. #
  • #ff @TonbridgeEvent A must follow for those in the area! Event organised for 17th July @ Tonbridge School. Retweet everyone! #
  • In an empty theatre ready for Tap Dance Fever! Only thing we could get tickets for free for!!! I can't wait.. </sarcasm> #
  • Tap Dance Fever! I'm so excited.. http://tweetphoto.com/26697317 (via @jackheskett) #
  • Ice cream during the interval anyone? @jackheskett @tammyfaure @rebeccawoolston #
  • I apologise @rebeccawoolston I did not mean to be sarcastic. #
  • Thank you for inviting me @rebeccawoolston Im really really glad I went to see Strictly Tap Fever. #
  • Whhaatttt?!?!!/11?!?! Advert on Facebook: "Pizza Hut is coming soon to Tonbridge become a fan" ABOUT TIME SINCE TUNBRIDGE WELLS ONE CLOSED! #
  • Not gonna lie.. I downloaded animated War Chess for my iPad. #
  • I have my baby back. http://yfrog.com/4bhzsj #
  • Come on England!!!!!! Phones gonna go flat though… #
  • Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
  • What an embarrassing goal… #
  • om nom ice cream #
  • super harsh tackle from #eng team #
  • erm, why are #eng kicking the ball exactly at the keeper? #
  • Loving the Carling advert after the match where they must have recorded various versions of the advert to allow for any possibile result. #
  • Happy Family Guy episodes were awesome.. Disappointed that American Dad is repeated _again_. #bbc3sucks #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-06

  • Sex and the City 2!! Wooooo! @tammyfaure @beckyjchapman I just lost 3 hours of my life that I can't get back. #
  • Primark having to be evacuated in Lakeside! Not that I was in it.. Off to Topman to buy those shorts I've been walking past for weeks. #
  • Just rubbed iPads with a guy in Thurrock iStore. #
  • Oops. Turns out me and @jackheskett had been going to all the same shops as a young gay couple. #
  • Admittedly, they were atleast a trendy couple. When they held hands my mum went "Awww". #
  • There should really be tax breaks for barely 18 year olds who are thinking of going to uni. :( #
  • Poor John Barry on Britains Got Talent…. Awful singing. Bye bye! He wasn't too bad when I saw him live. #
  • Finn was actually awesome in this weeks Glee!! #
  • Oh God…. it's June already…. 23 days till my final exam. :( #
  • First professional meeting involving my iPad and iWork. http://yfrog.com/evo0gj #
  • Just tuned in to BGT. Got off of work a bit early.. *tucks in to his tesco salad dinner* #
  • Loving the gaga #bgt #
  • Modern Warfare 2 Resurgence Map Pack http://youtu.be/C-oeuggD0Ms – Released tomorrow. (@richardreid14) #
  • Oh how I love Pc World Tech Guys. :/ #
  • Just had a delightful conversation with a man who runs IT company but was returning ipad. Doesn't work on dual modem? #
  • Oh dear. Tech guy only just asked me for administrator password… #
  • Ok they've taken it away to be reinstalled!! Easier to make them do it. #
  • The best looking cake… EVER! http://yfrog.com/5cbf6j #
  • noooo shark girl :( where art thou #
  • You're Fired! Hannah Cherry. http://bit.ly/cV6260 #
  • Dun kno the iPad iTunes store! http://yfrog.com/0tvlngj @drudunn #
  • Ok too lonely after 5 minutes without @drudunn to show off my ipad to! Hometime till Helena's later! #
  • Very productive iPad session with @joesephheskett /via @drudunn correction: @josephheskett #
  • Off to #googlehq .. In London. #
  • Google HQ! A colorful rug and big comfy chairs. :-] #googlehq http://yfrog.com/af2vgmj #
  • Google furniture. Combined with a nice garden path/faux grass carpet. I like it. http://yfrog.com/08s7kkj #
  • Oh hello password free, subscriptionless Google_Guest wifi. Oh boy is the iPad coming out. #
  • I've been asked to not take pictures. Due to security.. There are clouds floating about near aircon vents. Cut outs. Massive map icons. #
  • Chrome is the default browser! #
  • Just had a lovely chat with Google employee.. I joked with my iPad about not having an android tablet.. He laughed. #
  • Lunchtime at Google HQ. #
  • Google holy water!! http://yfrog.com/6xfdqnj #
  • Ice cream at Google HQ! #
  • Time for a cider with @peacheydesign at The Victoria pub! Google day is officially over. :( #
  • Did I mention you navigate round Google by an underground map with all the meeting rooms called tube maps? Line color printed on the ceiling #
  • Rushing to charlotte's for dinner! #
  • Loads of people having a beer after work! #
  • Byebye London. Until next time. #
  • come on twist and pulse! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-30

  • So hot.. BBQ anyone? :D #
  • First time I've actually stopped. Worked friday, then beckys dinner. Worked saturday, then sophies birthday. Worked today anndd.. nothing?! #
  • Geez… The hot air just hits you in the face the moment you walk outside. Thank god for my kopparberg! #
  • Going off the radar for council presentation. Airplane mode: ON. Wish me luck. #
  • Nice hot weather… And I'm stuck in my work uniform (all black w/ long sleeved shirt.) work shorts, anyone? FML. #
  • Just had a convo with some random woman @ train station who was telling her baby that it had the best and most gorgeous mum. "tell em yung" #
  • On the train to work.. Again. This time wearing a MASSIVE raincoat. Summer; don't make me buy a new one. #
  • About to unbox my UK #apple #ipad #
  • A piccy http://yfrog.com/2gdj0j #
  • My first tweet from my #apple #iPad. So excited!!! #
  • Sorry @drudunn I let your big bro on my ipad first @ waitrose. #
  • My dearest iPad is asking me to restore to factory settings whenever I connected to the PC. :[ FML #
  • Already downloaded @frypaper in the early hours of the morning! You should too! #
  • Glorious Star Trek 720p blueray edition on my iPad. http://yfrog.com/16c14oj http://yfrog.com/0kmgiuoj #
  • Loving TweekDeck iPad App! #
  • Just about to vote on @jackheskett's Come Dine With Me!! #
  • New 40" HD tv! Lotr epicness. http://yfrog.com/8736xj #
  • Loving #eurovision !! Eurovision party anyone? Ohai @jackheskett @tammyfaure @crazyrachel @hannahlsetters #
  • Oh lord@ Serbia on eurovision song contest #eurovision My favourite so far. We're singing along! English translations are hilarious. #
  • Loving UKs entry… Josh!!! Woooooo #eurovision #
  • Iceland; "I look up and see bright blue sky" no you don't, you see an ash cloud. #eurovision #
  • Lol!!! Spain sing again thanks to some dude running on the stage! #eurovision #
  • Armenia singing about apricots? Woo? # eurovision #
  • I want that purple jacket #eurovision #
  • 4 points!! Thank you Ireland!!! <3 #
  • 1 point from Albania. <3 #
  • 2 from Azerbaijan!! Wooooooo #
  • <3 Georgia we loooovvveee yyyooouuuuu. #
  • Ok no we don't. #
  • Despite the ash cloud and banks collapsing Iceland are still way more popular than us #eurovision /via @peacheydesign #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-23